Someone Wrote a List of 65 Ways Civilians Can Simulate Military Life and It's Hilarious

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Someone Wrote a List of 65 Ways Civilians Can Simulate Military Life and It’s Hilarious

Are your civilian friends curious about military life? Share this list with them.

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61. Dig a new hole in your front yard for a bathroom next to your original hole. Only piss in Powerade bottles.

Home is where you dig it. (U.S. Marine Corps photo)

62. When above-mentioned hole is washed away, dig a new bathroom hole 6 inches from your fresh water supply.

63. Every 2 or 3 days take your closest not-so-close friends camping across the street.

64. Shower semi-annually.

65. Have your parents take away your allowance on weekends that were a part of your vacation.

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