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Someone Wrote a List of 65 Ways Civilians Can Simulate Military Life and It’s Hilarious

Are your civilian friends curious about military life? Share this list with them.
By We Are The Mighty

61. Dig a new hole in your front yard for a bathroom next to your original hole. Only piss in Powerade bottles.

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Home is where you dig it. (U.S. Marine Corps photo)

62. When above-mentioned hole is washed away, dig a new bathroom hole 6 inches from your fresh water supply.

63. Every 2 or 3 days take your closest not-so-close friends camping across the street.

64. Shower semi-annually.

65. Have your parents take away your allowance on weekends that were a part of your vacation.

 

This article originally appeared on We Are The Mighty

 

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