Get a DUI
The military is generally known for its strict rules on DUIs. And if you’ve ever been unlucky enough to be standing at the BN CSM’s desk on a Sunday morning with three of your closest superiors, you know what I mean. It just so happens DUIs are also frowned upon in the civilian workplace, go figure. So that coupled with most states following at-will employment laws, you could easily be terminated when your company sees you as a liability.