Whether any of us are willing to admit it or not, alcohol loosens thy lips. So listen carefully as I emphasize this point. Now is not the time to confess your secret attraction for the office secretary. Now is not the time to confess to HR the little white lies on your resume. And now is most certainly not the time to confess any deeply hidden wartime regrets. If you start feeling these confession urges, put down the alcohol and make an appointment with your local priest.